Oh come on, why would it be silly? I mean, you know, other than the fact that I'm a lunatic who doesn't even have a box anymore and I'm never around and I can't even get my dates right half the time and that it's been so long since I actually did the parenting thing full-time as opposed to just playing with it while ruining people's lives along the way...

[ all of that was said at 200mph. he's in full on nervous babbling mode now, Feldt, you might want to shut him up. ]